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So, how's by you? We're glad you could make it.
Welcome to our website.
Do
you see what it says in the tag line up above? Well you can take those
words to be an honest statement of the facts. You've never tasted stuff so
good.
Not that we go around tootin' our own horn too
much, but hey, if we don't tell ya how good our stuff is, who else is going
to?
Besides, whose website is it anyway?
Until
now we've made four wonderful products—
Serious Sesame Sauce,
Awesome Arrabiata Sauce, & Perfect Puttanesca Sauce,
and our Terrific Tapenade.
Well, just as we shouted out in the box at the top of the page, starting
right now we're introducing three new sauces that are so good, they'll make
you swoon:
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Buoy Base— a rich, spicy stewing sauce you
can use to
make Bouillabaisse or Cioppino.
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Marvelous Marinara Sauce—
a tasty "mother" sauce that's good all by itself or, even
better, as a base to which you can add your favorite stuff.
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Crème de la Crimini Sauce—
a
savory, delicately spiced red sauce made with sautéed Crimini and White Mushrooms,
sweetened with port
wine, and finished with the perfect blend of herbs and spices.
To find out more about each, either click on the names right here or use the
"Products" link in the left column and scroll down to find these sauces.
In the next year or so we will add a bunch of new
products to our lineup: a "Mushroom, Mushroom, Mushroom Soup"; a Leek and Potato
Soup; a Mushroom and Roasted Red Bell Pepper Pasta Sauce; Bodacious Black
Beans; White and Red Clam Sauces; and a Chipotle Cooking Salsa
that'll knock your socks off.
If
you'd rather go to a store to get our stuff instead of buying it here,
you'll find it in retail stores and specialty food shops that we've got
listed on our "Stores to Buy Stuff" page. Just click on the
Stores to Buy Stuff
link in the left column. As we sign on with more of 'em, we'll post their
locations right there.
In the meantime, run around our website, find out
a little about us, read about the sauces and appetizers we
make, laugh at some jokes and funny stuff, and take a look at
some recipes and serving tips.
Our online
store is easy to walk around so you can pay us online and have your
stuff sent out even faster than immediately.
Don't get your knickers in a knot about security
and safety. All of your transactions are secure with Link Point (our credit
card processing partner). And all of the information about yourself that
you give to us will stay only with us. Nobody else will be able to use it.
If you'd like to buy something, just go to our
Buy Stuff page,
fill out the form, and send it to us by clicking the "submit"
button.
Or give us a call at (312) 829-2332.
Or send us an email message telling us what you'd
like to have. Send your email order to:
ute@couplaguys.com.
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